Don't believe in modern love.

Alright. 

Here at UCSB, they do this thing called "Dead Week".

"DW" is the week before finals in which classes are not in session and students are expected to study for finals and not worry about attending class and such.

This is totally nonexistent.

It's a myth!

This week is technically "Dead Week" and all my classes are still in effect and I have to go.

There wasn't any "You know what guys, it's dead week. We're through here."

What the hell kind of false advertising is this?

Dead week is very much alive and I'm very confused.