Got a bullet left but I can't decide which scorpion I'm gonna shoot.

"Look what Obama did! He made a science and technology team!"

"That's cool Mom."

"It was all in Bush's face."

"Well, whatever." 

"I was beginning to think that with Bush, evolution would stop being taught."

"Well, that's ridiculous, you know that would never happen."

"YEAH, they talked about that in Religulous!"

(take a deep breath)

Forgot to mention, yesterday, I was listening to music.

My mom: Do you listen to only Christian music now?

Me: No...

My mom: I mean, it's pretty cheesy isn't it?

Excellent. 

In other news, my hair is really soft and smells amazing. 

Okay well. 

Yup. 

Need to find ways to occupy my thoughts, you know? 

Wish there was a Christmas party to attend this evening.